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- TOP TEN THINGS O.J. SIMPSON HAD TO TAKE CARE OF TODAY
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- 10. Plant bloody "thank you" note at Mark Fuhrman's place
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- 9. Buy wedding gift for Michael and Lisa Marie
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- 8. Ask Johnnie Cochran who the hell was that guy in the courtroom with the
- knit hat
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- 7. Buy new gloves
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- 6. Watch tape of Academy Awards to see if Letterman was as bad as everyone
- said
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- 5. Reprimand Kato for leaving Jacuzzi running for an entire year
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- 4. Single-handedly save CBS by agreeing to star in "Central Park West"
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- 3. Tell J. Crew to send catalogs to home again
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- 2. Talk to Hallmark about line of "race cards"
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- 1. Two words: pinch himself
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- Letterman, Wednesday October 4, 1995
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